Thursday, August 13, 2015

Computer Losses.

Apparently, a man in farming attire smelling a little of manure walked into a branch of Currys and bought a £599 pound laptop. The following day, he was back and bought another. Day after day he returned and kept on buying new computers.
On day 10, the assistant whose curiosity could no longer be curtailed said to him, "Excuse me, sir. I know it's rude to ask but why do you buy a new laptop every day?"
"Well, you see I sell them," said the man.
"How much are you selling them for?" was the immediate and puzzled response.
"I sell them for £300 each," said the customer.
"But that means you are losing money," said the astonished assistant.

"I know," said the customer with a broad smile on his face, "But it sure beats dairy farming!"

Question: What do you do when your pastor embraces gender ideology? - Debra Baty,

Err ... move to a Christian Church!