Monday, October 26, 2015

Cats & Sentences.

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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Killers and rapists to be freed early. ‘Reckless’ scheme could see up to 6,000 serious criminals released to tackle prisons overcrowding cri...