Hmm. Just Found This.

Guido brings you the full roll call of candidates who have been suspended up and down the country over the last few weeks.

Suspended Tory candidates:

• Matt Lynch in Hastings suspended over doubts over his claims to be a war veteran
• George Stoakley in Fen Ditton suspended for joking about “a Jew in an attic”
• Kamran Razzaq suspended for claiming Labour give you hepatitis
• Karen Sunderland in Lewisham suspended for comparing Islam to Nazism
• David Boston in Enfield suspended for saying bacon on your door handle protects from terrorists
• Matthew Clarke in Stevenage suspended for saying gay people should face the death penalty
• Nick Sundin in Newcastle suspended for Islamophobic tweets
• Ian Robinson in Netherton suspended for sharing Britain First posts (he says he was hacked)
• Mike Payne suspended in Yorkshire for calling Muslims parasites
• Peter Handley in Oxford suspended for calling a colleague a cripple

Suspended Labour candidates:

• Irfan Javed suspended in Stevenage for ranting about “Jew propaganda”
• Sameh Habeeb in Northwood suspended for suggesting Jews control the media
• Roy Smart in Tunbridge Wells suspended for questioning the Holocaust
• Alan Bull suspended for post claiming the Holocaust was a hoax
• Richard Taylor suspended for calling female Tory MPs “foul b*tches”
• Pam Bromley in Rossendale suspended for alleged anti-Semitic posts
• Claire Udy suspended for anti-Semitic tweets
• Matthew Brown suspended in Yarborough for undisclosed reasons
• David Walls in Newsham suspended for anti-Semitism
• Mandy Richards suspended in Worcester for conspiracy theory posts
• Jim Dempster in Dumfries suspended for Islamophobia
• Lee Anderson in Ashfield suspended for alleged racism
• Davie Machlachan suspended in South Lanarkshire for alleged racism

Labour have not suspended a host of other candidates who clearly breached party rules:

• Dipu Ahad in Newcastle who spread anti-Semitic conspiracy theories about Marks and Spencer
• Sharon Hamilton in Leeds who has been accused of bullying
• Tony Cottier in Bebington who called Jacob Rees-Mogg an “Opus Dei c**t”
• Sam Gardner in Westminster who called Tories “c**ts” and told them to die
• Jasmine Kennedy in Kirklees who tweeted about “dyke lesbian bitches”
• Henry Fowler in Wandsworth who called Labour moderates “scum”
• Paul Eustice in Worthing who accused Boris of carrying out the Salisbury attack
• Elizabeth Hayden in Liverpool posted slurs about terror attacks
• Barbara Hainsworth in Westminster who compared May to Hitler
• Matthew Uberoi who admitted to voters that he was once jailed for a stock market scam
• Kashif Raza who posted homophobic and sexist videos
• Tara Lyans in Welywn Hatfield who tweeted about punching “b*tches” and Prince William
• Rebecca Gordon-Nesbitt in South Thanet who posted about the “Zionist sympathies” of Jewish MPs
• Salim Mulla was suspended as a councillor for anti-Semitism but then reinstated
• Ilyas Aziz was suspended as a councillor for anti-Semitism but then reinstated
• Shah Hussain was suspended as a councillor for anti-Semitism but then reinstated
• Miqdad Al-Nuaimi was suspended as a councillor for anti-Semitism but then reinstated
• Andrew Slack was suspended as a councillor but then reinstated
• Luke Cresswell was suspended as a councillor but then reinstated

On this evidence, it’s hard not to conclude that the parties have a very different approach to dealing with dodgy candidates… GUIDO.