Save the planet
Don't buy into 'vegan alternatives', for the love of all that's holy. Many of them are moulds and funguses grown in water-intensive, fuel-hungry industrial complexes that have frightening carbon footprints all of their own. And unless you're a worm, your gut's not built for large amounts of soil mould.
And some tofu's got gypsum in it. GYPSUM! The Fox. Mirror.
Apparently, motorway flyovers contain gypsum but you wouldn't eat one.
Blogger: apologies for having mislaid the final sentence of this consequently had to construct my own version.
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