Coastguards.

Coastguards are now unable to start a rescue until they fill out a healthy and safety assessment.

Health & Safety has now become a joke. It is no longer a question of "Health & Safety gone mad" but rather "Health & Safety in need of being committed to an asylum!"

LINK: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1123031/Coastguards-start-rescue-healthy-safety-assessment.html