Yorkshire Post today.

From: Les Arnott, Sheffield.
WHEN I complained about taxpayers having to foot the enormous bill for luxury coffee machines in the EU Commission's headquarters (Yorkshire Post, December 31), I am afraid I may have given the erroneous impression that these machines were actually usable. One of my spies now tells me that "these coffee machines cannot be used since their output is contaminated by heavy metals used in the construction of said machines". Oh dear.