If you have ever wondered why I am quite so anti-Green - there are just so many reasons, not the least of which is the total loss of all sense of reality.
They really have little grasp of the lives of ordinary people.
Given their way they would cast off our few remaining border controls; would be considerably nicer to the criminal classes; would happily see us having no foreign holidays; would ration our electricity; would ban private transport - and all of this before moving towards the marxism which so many of them adore.
If their green policies made sense and could be implemented without turning the clock back several hundred years, they would not be so bad.
Naturally, many of their policies are frequently based on extremely questionable science.
Go on, Rupert. You can have the prestigious award of a LoonyTunesWatch coconut - you've really earned it!