Toffs.

I regularly read the Letters' Page on Ceefax. Recently, we have been treated to a string of verbal diahorrea from leftwingers attacking the Conservative Party for being: rich, public school educated, out of touch, champagne-swilling, caviar-scoffing, elitist, upper class toffs.

With the exception of the 'out of touch' - which applies equally to all of the LibLabCon and Greens - this portrayal is profoundly unfair.

My readers know me by now. These sort of attacks are wholly unreasonable. Why do it?

Surely, there is enough 'stuff' out there with which to beat the tories without descending to these cheap, class war-ridden tactics. Well, isn't there?