Friday, June 24, 2011

Out With The Coconuts!

'A man accused of stealing a top brand of coat from a sports shop appeared in front of a judge wearing the item he had shoplifted. Stephen Kirkbride, 46, arrived in court wearing the £125 Craghopper waterproof, leaving witnesses in court speechless.' (Mail)
Naturally enough, I am obliged to award Mr Kirkbride his OWN, personal, legal and 100% above board, LoonyTunesWatch Coconut. Hooray!

Labour's Knife Plan Is Doomed To Fail!

  Okay. Stopping the sale of swords, kukris etc would make some minute difference but Labour are not even doing a fraction of what is needed...