Friday, June 24, 2011

Out With The Coconuts!

'A man accused of stealing a top brand of coat from a sports shop appeared in front of a judge wearing the item he had shoplifted. Stephen Kirkbride, 46, arrived in court wearing the £125 Craghopper waterproof, leaving witnesses in court speechless.' (Mail)
Naturally enough, I am obliged to award Mr Kirkbride his OWN, personal, legal and 100% above board, LoonyTunesWatch Coconut. Hooray!

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