Go On Labour - Let's Have Another Michael Foot Period! Elect Corbyn as Leader!

Labour leadership hopeful Jeremy Corbyn is so left wing he divorced his wife when she refused to send their son to a failing comprehensive.

Mr Corbyn, speaking about the split for the first time since making it onto the Labour leadership ballot paper this week, admitted that he felt 'very strongly about comprehensive education'. Mail.  (The word 'numpty' springs to mind!)