Please Pardon My Most Unworthy Schadenfreude.

NON! EU slaps down Sturgeon: SNP leader dramatically announces she wants 'immediate discussions' to STAY in EU - but she is humiliated as Brussels says 'No, that's not how it works'

After the Brexit vote, the SNP leader said she was seeking 'immediate discussions' with Brussels to 'protect Scotland's place in the EU', but civil servants said the whole of the UK must exit. Mail.