Dear Gordon ...

Dear Gordon.
It appears that once again you need my help. On this occasion it is to stop you looking totally foolish.
'The PM says that he's kept his promise about "no more boom and bust" because, as he told an interviewer, "What I actually said was no more Tory boom and bust".
Ah.
Well.
Oh dear.
So my suggestion is that you simply shut up. Stop talking - you are clearly not sufficiently good at it.

Your pal.