She popped up to the counter where there were two or three people in front of her. After some 20 minutes of standing, she arrived back with two coffees.

It lacked any coffee flavour but did manage to have a taste which I described as a cross between house dust and metal.
I couldn't drink it. This rubbish cost us nearly FOUR quid!
NEVER again - we'll go thirsty. (So it's not just Starbucks which needs to be criticised!)