The Mayan Calendar Ends In 2012.

Ooh - spooky! The world must be ending if a sun-worshipping, human-sacrificing cult's calendar has run out!

Alternatively we could consider what The Bible has to say about 2012.

Mole-In-The-Know has been doing some research on the issue.

Indeed. What does he find that The Scriptures have to say on the matter? - Er, NOTHING!