Drunk Tanks On Friday & Saturday Nights!

Throw the drunken, troublemaking, vomit-ridden losers into a drunk tank on bread and water for 48 hours. No lawyers, no visits, no changes of clothing, no beds, just emergency medical attention if needed. You wouldn't even need to give them a criminal record. Naturally, they would have to clean up their own vomit prior to release.

Ah, if only ...