Bluto.

Have you ever thought seriously about the Popeye cartoons? Ask yourself why he and Bluto were always in punchups!

Then let us think deeply about several vital issues here:

1) Why was it morally acceptable for the small guy to take performance-enhancing vegetables?

2) Why didn't the muscular guy do the same?

3) Was Bluto actually stealing the higher moral ground by refusing to take selective androgen receptor modulator equivalents?