Oh Dear, Fiona.

'Squatters should be encouraged because they bring empty homes back into use, a judge said yesterday.

Fiona Henderson ruled they were not criminals and there was no evidence they carried out more anti-social behaviour than rent-paying tenants.' (Mail.)

A LoonyTunesWatch coconut is hereby awarded to Judge Fiona Henderson with the sincere hope that squatters move into her house whilst she has popped out to the shops!