Lobotomised, Neurotic Clegg.

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has apparently stated that the 'sheer neurosis' of working in parliament has left him feeling 'lobotomised' in an address to business leaders, politicians and journalists in Westminster.
Funny that, Nick. We'd recognised the symptoms some time ago.

Perhaps the first clue was that you are a LibDem - and after that, it was pretty easy to spot!