Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Senior Driving?

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Harry, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M62. Please be careful!"
"Hey," said Harry, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

I spotted an Irish flag on the St Patrick's Day Parade...

 ... it stated that 'Ireland is full.' Interesting. I looked up the figures. They have roughly 212 people per square mile. England h...