Friday, May 21, 2010

Another exclusive from MITK!

Mole-in-the-know has uncovered another interesting piece of information. In a certain city, tax inspectors have been ordered never to visit certain areas where there are a high number of 'ethnic' shops.
Apparently, virtually no tax, VAT or National Insurance is ever paid in these communities and it might be perceived as 'racist' to uncover the countless illegalities.

UNBELIEVABLE! Labour CUTS A Further Two BILLION From Army's Budget!

What is the matter with these BUFFOONS? We need to be in full preparation for war! Also released yesterday was news that three Naval ships a...