MITK returns.

Mole-in-the-know has been diving and delving again and is able to bring you an interesting titbit of information from Sheffield-where-the-sun-always-shines.
In the noble metropolis, there are around 100 deaths per week.
There are 150 births!

Please ponder these figures. On the surface, they are extremely worrying for this over-populated nation but there are certainly other levels to fathom.