Petrol is cheap: the oil companies done good!

At the 28.7p per litre that the big oil companies charge us for our petrol, we must admit that the cost is most reasonable.

(For sake of balance, I needs must point out though, that the government does add just a little bit in taxation to round the price up nicely to £1-20. I particularly admire the bit where they charge us VAT on bits already taxed.)