Health & Safety Chaos.

Health & Safety noticeboard leaves three hurt, one mildly giddy

Three office workers have been injured after attempting to take in all the information displayed on the Health & Safety noticeboard in their workplace’s canteen.

One of the men, who doesn’t want to be named for fear of having to fill out a form, suffered mild light-headedness saying “It’s ridiculous! All that information in such a small space. How can we be expected to absorb it all in one go? I need to lie down. And when I recover, I’ll be putting in a claim.”

One of the other men, who also wishes to remain anonymous, said he had to take solace (and his life in his own hands) by eating a sausage and bacon sandwich with lashings of brown sauce after being victim to what he described as a serious assault on his eyeballs. He is convinced there will be long term consequences, followed by a period of recuperation during which he’ll be thinking hard about the wording of the ‘inevitable and entirely justifiable’ claim he is about to make. News Biscuit.