Darwinism is a religion - a belief system.

Fossilize and
wait for several lots of years before sending for a passing darwinian
evolutionist.
Sit back and
watch how the explanations will tell you emphatically how these creatures
'evolved' one into another over vast periods of time and utterly ignoring the
disregarded facts that:
a] The animals
are 100% contemporaneous and
b] Any changes
are merely within their genetic parameters.
Evolutionism is
grotesquely simplistic, you see - as well as being most UNscientific.

[Under no
circumstances should you include any dachsunds in your experimenting as this
would be just too cruel to future
evolutionists!]