Who Should I Vote For Next Time Round?

Greens, Labour or Lib Dem? - That takes no thought process whatsoever. 
Can I possibly vote Tory? - Well, perhaps. If the individual is not some form of Anna Soubry or Mrs May or Phillip Hammond, then it is not totally impossible, I suppose. But even then, it could only be to prevent a leftist winning a seat. If it's a Soubry - not even then!
Ukip? - Shall still vote for them, I reckon. There is nowhere else to go. They may have graduated from incompetent to total shambles but they still have more correct ideas than all the other four put together. It's still a no-brainer.