Thursday, November 26, 2020

Terminally Sad?

 How to be terminally sad .

Utter either of these two sentences or variations thereof:
"I'm off out to get completely blitzed."
"Guess how much ale I shifted last night!"
(Photo: one of my own favourite tipples - to be drunk with wisdom and care!)

I spotted an Irish flag on the St Patrick's Day Parade...

 ... it stated that 'Ireland is full.' Interesting. I looked up the figures. They have roughly 212 people per square mile. England h...