Try a bit of undiluted racism. You know the sort of thing - shouting abuse, mockery, slogans and writing on walls.With this you too can become 'terminally sad'.
If you are too thick 'to walk and chew' at the same time - you could go down to the Sikh owned shop at the bottom of our road and write on the side 'Pakis go back to Africa!'
No, honestly. I kid you not! That actually happened about two years ago.
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