Sunday, January 11, 2009

Could you make it up?

Gordon Brown is into job creation at the moment - big style!
He has been advertising for a butler to serve drinks at cabinet meetings.
[That noise you keep hearing is Keir Hardy spinning in his grave.]

The job is only £30k per year, so it will not attract anybody of majordomal qualities - just the up-and-comers desperate to improve [?] their CVs.

Appalling Attack in Belfast: Brave Rescuer Attacks Perpetrator and Saves Victim's Life.

      This man attacked the would-be killer with a hurling stick.  Must we assume that he will now be arrested and charged for his behaviour...