Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Yorkshire Post today.

From: Les Arnott, Sheffield.
WHEN I complained about taxpayers having to foot the enormous bill for luxury coffee machines in the EU Commission's headquarters (Yorkshire Post, December 31), I am afraid I may have given the erroneous impression that these machines were actually usable. One of my spies now tells me that "these coffee machines cannot be used since their output is contaminated by heavy metals used in the construction of said machines". Oh dear.

Appalling Attack in Belfast: Brave Rescuer Attacks Perpetrator and Saves Victim's Life.

      This man attacked the would-be killer with a hurling stick.  Must we assume that he will now be arrested and charged for his behaviour...