Saturday, May 03, 2008

Experts? - Pah!

Experts say our future summers are going to be up to 20 per cent drier.
The only catch is that we are going to have to put up with a couple of decades of extra soggy ones before things begin to start to look up.




Experts, eh? Are these perchance the same forecasters who 'changed' last Saturday's weather FIVE times in the week preceding that day?




Make The French Earn Our Gifts of Money!

Here’s a simple idea – for every single migrant who successfully crosses from France and lands on British shores, France should be fined £1m...