Friday, December 24, 2010

How to be terminally sad - Part 6.

Utter either of these two sentences or variations thereof:
"I'm off out to get completely blitzed."
"Guess how much ale I shifted last night!"
(Photo: one of my own favourite tipples - to be drunk with wisdom and care!)

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