What has Great Britain got very little of? - Er, energy!Right. So what have we got rather a lot of? (Bearing in mind that we are islands.)
- Er. water? - Correct.
But more specifically, waves.
Scientists have invented the 'anaconda' which is a water-filled, rubbery tubey thingy which can simply be deposited where waves are plentiful and it gives us clean, uncomplicated, not unsightly, relatively cheap electricity.
Meanwhile, back at the parliamentary buildings, the idiot-in-chief is planning to spend £100 billion on giant, quixotic wind turbines which will fail to produce any energy some 70% of the time and are a major blot on the landscape.
Come on Gordon. For the sake of all pity - do something right - for once. Please.
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