You know how hospital patients fill in menus in advance, so that they have a nice choice of their preferences? I am sure that readers will be delighted to learn that Mole-in-the-know has discovered that an identical
system operates inside Nottingham gaol - and of course, if that is what is happening in one prison .... (Apparently, this is more convenient for the staff!)A long stretch from bread and water, innit? Mmm. Nice rooms too!