My what?????

My dear wife is my wife. She is not my partner, my life partner nor is she my significant other.

I shall not play this game on forms and will always cross out the abominations mentioned and shall write in the correct word.

We are the ones with the proper, moral, Christian, society-building, life-affirming relationship and have no desire whatsoever to protect the finer feelings and sensitivities of cohabitees on grounds of political correctness.

[35 years last Monday!]